Hello! I literally just reblog things that I like. I'm a cis ace white girl who trys to be a non-asshole, so please call me out if I've reblogged or posted something offensive. Im not stuck with Tumblr, Tumblr is stuck with me. Forever.
one time I had a dream that I unlocked a secret never-before-discovered achievement in Disco Elysium by squeezing into various nooks and crannies and got a special copotype called “Crevice Cop: seek out and inhabit crevices like some kind of man-spider” and I thought yeah!!! man-spider!!! crevice cop!!! this game GETS me!!!
and then I woke up to find that I had fallen partially down into the gap between my partner’s bed and the wall and was horrifically contorted and in agonizing bodily pain from sleeping in a position only comfortable to a brown recluse
The number of white, ostensibly liberal male political pundits insisting that elections in the Biden/post-Dobbs era are just Completely Unpredictable and Wild sure is something, huh.
Beshear wins Kentucky (f'n Kentucky) in a walk; this was after he didn’t back down on abortion and LGBTQ rights in a very conservative state and the GOP tried hard to tie him to a referendum on Biden;
Ohio put abortion rights into the state constitution AND legalized weed;
Virginia Democrats not only KEPT the state Senate but are poised to knock the state House out of GOP control or take it over outright, after Youngkin spent the whole cycle campaigning heavily for an abortion ban he would be able to pass if GOP took the legislature;
Pennsylvania Supreme Court election kept the court at 5-2 Democratic control (a Democrat was elected) in the most critical of swing states;
A Democrat won a Trump +35 district in NJ;
Literally the only piece of “bad” news is that the Democratic governor candidate didn’t force a runoff in MISSISSIPPI (which was always a very long shot)
I dunno you guys, I’m starting to think all this hysterical desperate bIdEn dOOmed BS from the media may not be, you know, true
SUPERMAJORITY IN THE SENATE AND HOUSE? COULD WE GET A SUPERMAJORITY?! Because if we could get a goddamn supermajority?!?! We could actually fix some things. Yall we need a supermajority so fucking bad. If we had the House, The Senate and the Presidency?!?! The things we could fix before the goddamn SCOTUS could shut us down would change the country FOREVER. MEDICARE FOR ALL. ANTITRUST LEGISLATION! ***CLIMATE CHANGE!!!*** When I say with all seriousness that next year could be the election that could SAVE THE WORLD if Democrats push hard enough? I’m not kidding even a little.
If a Democrat wins in a walk…maybe it’s not a ‘very conservative state.’
Y’all. We have got to stop repeating the stories that the south is overwhelmingly conservative. Because a) it’s not and b) that erases BIPOC folks, queer folks, progressive folks.
Remember how Georgia was clutch in 2020? Remember when 40-something percent of Kentucky voters cast their ballot for Jim Gray, who was not only the Democrat challenging McConnell’s seat, but a gay man?
Just because the pundits color a state red on Election Day doesn’t mean the state is very conservative (simple majority rules, y’all) and we have got to stop acting like it does, because that allows people to cast the south aside. And the people of the south deserve better.
wordle and bts may seem like they have nothing in common but both have been cited by redditors as the reason why their elderly relative quit watching fox news and started acting normal again
love wins i think
you can hate wordle or bts as much as you like, but in the time honored words of a long gone tumblr user: “shit dude whatever works I guess”
I know this is not the point of the boycott, but it really is disgusting that McDonalds is so fucking greedy that a loss which I know is far from putting them in the red makes them reveal how much they were overpricing their products.
If they actually lost money with the new prices, they wouldn’t have made them go so low, so that means they always could’ve sold their products at that prices, bearing in mind the recent inflation crisis that hit many country would’ve made this product more expensive than before, and yet it is the lowest prices I’ve ever seen.
But no, it’s because they’ve been revealed as genocide profiteers. This MONUMENTAL crime against humanity being exposed is what it takes to stop their greediness even temporarily
Burn every rich people, and in particular the ones who’d rather help an apartheid state rather than lose a potential for a quick buck
Before Steven was born Amethyst used to say ‘fuck’ all the time & so when he was a baby Greg had to sit her down and explain that she has to stop swearing around Steven because he’s young & impressionable
So Amethyst is like “but that’s my favourite word, when will be stop being young & impressionable so I can say it again??”
And Greg is like “uhh I don’t know, 15 I guess? 15 is probably old enough”
“Got it”
flash forward to Steven’s fifteenth birthday and he is woken at dawn by Amethyst yelling “wake the FUCK up Steven it’s FUCKING TIME”
& he spends the entire day losing his mind
Steven: w-what’s happening
Garnet: *deadpan* Amethyst just got her favourite word back
Amethyst: *running around the house* FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Greg: what’s going on
Amethyst: you said once Steven was 15 I could say fuck again
Greg, who only hazily recalls the conversation in question: ……i DID?
Amethyst: *runs outside* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK *distant sounds of spooked birds*
Pearl: Steven the *whispering* F-word is a bad word that Amethyst USED to say before-
Steven: I know what fuck means Pearl
Amethyst: *stopping dead in her tracks* WHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT??
Pearl: who taught you that word mister!!
Steven: um… Lars and Sadie… *mumbling* five years ago…
Amethyst: I’ve been denying myself my favourite word for FIVE YEARS for NOTHING??
Greg: uh even if he knows what it means it’s still not really appropriate for you t-
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